SOB had balls!
I was at work last night and the security guard remarked on how hot this dude was. I in turn remarked on the fact i tend to notice girls more than guys…it is no secret that I am bisexual. A guy walked in just as the security guard was saying that she notices girls aswell.
I asked “But would you do a girl given the chance”
She said “No”
I said “There in lies the difference”
The guy just happened to get aroused by the conversation and asked me what time I got off work.
I said “7:15 and no” knowing what the next question would be.
A couple of hours later he came back. He came back with his number and a photo of his girlfriend and propersitioned me in the supermarket…
My responce was….”I said no before and I am saying no now…dude, you need to leave now.”
This is not the first time Ive been asked to shag someone because they think I am easy. Supermarkets are really odd places. I have lost count of how many guys have given me their numbers. Though i did get told by a chick that I am cute, granted she was pissed as a chook…but still.
In other news…I made a new friend, his name is kris and for once it is only a friendship…well apart from Edrei…

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