Talk about embarrassing?!

I have a sister.  Her name is Ana Alicia.  We call her Ana.  She dragged me to the city yesterday.  She took me to a sex shop.  She told me to find her a waterproff vibrator insisting it was not for her.  She took it up to the counter, red as a beetroot.  The guy at the counter asked her if she had enough lube and if she needed more.  I pissed myself laughing because I know Ana.  She hates the fact that I keep giving her greif about it.  How can I not?  With that much ammunition and an extremely funny experience, how can I not?

~ by Tracey on August 31, 2007.